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The Greek and the Irishman

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.


Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”

Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

“True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”

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A thief broke into a house mid-afternoon and found a man and a woman at home.

He tied the woman to a chair and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the money and jewellery.

The man started sobbing and said, ”Take anything you want, but please untie and free her.”

Thief, laughingly: “You must really love your wife!”

Man: “Not particularly, but she will be home soon.”

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